As promised at the conclusion of the fundraiser, here is Mary Robinette Kowal reading snippets from Theodore Beale’s Eternal Warriors™: War In Heaven in a very, very sexy voice.

But wait! There’s more! Could this possibly be a DANCE REMIX? I dare say that this is as fine a piece of music as anything theat Psychosonik ever released.

As for the other two books I was going to read, I have a confession to make: I don’t know if that’s going to happen and I feel terrible about it but here’s why: I started reading the second book and taking notes and it rapidly became clear that the plot of the second book was going to involve a school shooting and I just couldn’t find it in myself to even try to find anything funny about it.

I hope y’all understand.

As for comments–any trollish bullshit may end up recorded as phone sex. Just saying.