Comment Policy

The comment policy for Pretty Terrible is pretty simple. Your comment should contribute constructively to the discussion. To steal a page from Hoyden About Town, be either friendly or insightful. Both is better.

Comment Guidelines

If you need more specific guidelines for how to behave in a comment thread, there are many excellent resources available online, one of which is John Scalzi’s “How To Be A Good Commenter,”. Use the Googles! I believe in you!.

Comment Moderation

Moderating the comments is important. I reserve the right to moderate, publish, edit, and delete comments as I see fit. This site is my private property, and I am under no obligation to provide a platform to people who are trolling, derailing, abusive, obtuse, or are otherwise trying to stir up shit. Any complaints that you are being silenced by not being allowed to shit all over my comment section will be met with mockery, possibly public.

Fuck You, Pay Me

You are not entitled to my time, audience, or attention, and being tiresome is not a particularly good way to attract it. If you want me to do your homework, you can pay me for my time and expertise.

This is not a free speech zone.

Here are some frozen peaches for you. Enjoy.